“The Brain” is 68 years young as of tonight.

Let’s all wish him the best of health, and see if we can get him trending

So I just finished iMPACT  and I’m at a loss for words. Was the episode bad? No but it didn’t make much sense, that major glare of course was the reveal of Dixie and AJ. But first lets go over earlier parts of the show one being the Knockouts. Brooke Hogan is having a meeting with the talent in her dad’s office. I look around at the talent present and all I see is people who have already won the belt or are stuck in asinine story.

1. Madison- In Love with someone hopefully not Garett Bischoff
2. Velvet- who has had numerous chances to wrestle Gail and failed for the Women’s title
3. Mickie- who has been used to prop up Velvet
4. ODB- another ridiculous in love/jealously story with Eric Young with the Knockout titles no less

Hey, my Peeps!  Sorry for the absence as of late.  I’m in Colorado at the moment and have been really busy lately.  That’s no excuse, but life happens.  I’m here today to give you some results from this past week’s WWE Superstars.  I understand that some people don’t get the channel that carries Superstars, so here we go.

Match 1:  Santino and Kozlov vs The Uso’s

Santino picks up the win for his team with the Cobra on one of the brothers.  This is good to see, since Santino has been built as a comical jobber throughout the majority of his career in the WWE.  We all know he will continue to be that, but it’s good to see him get a win every once in a while.

Match 2:  Darren Young vs William Regal

I’m glad Young is getting some face time here.  He has talent, but needs to develop his character now that he is out of Nexus.  Regal is in a good spot here with a YOUNGer talent…see what I did there???  Regal gets the win here with the running knee.

Nexus invades Superstars.  Wade Barrett says that if Cena doesn’t help him win the WWE Title at Bragging Rights, then he will be fired.

Main Event:  Cody Rhodes and Drew McIntyre vs MVP and Chris Masters

I like the pairing of MVP and Masters.  I think they could work out if given the opportunity.  This was a good match with Cody Rhodes getting the win with the Crossroads.

That’s it for this week.  Peace out, Peeps.

I’m back this week with WWE Superstars.  What happened?  Let’s find out.

Match 1:  Primo vs JTG

Primo gets the win with the Backstabber.  Interesting to see Primo get a win on TV when he wasn’t anywhere to be seen for months. 

Match 2:  Goldust vs William Regal

Goldust gets the win with the Final Cut.  There is no point in these two feuding with each other.  The only way these two are effective is when they are building up somebody else.  I just don’t understand the usage of them right now.

Hey everybody.  It’s your favorite WWE Superstars reviewer.  I am here this week with actual thoughts this week instead of the generic results.  Enjoy!

Match 1: Santino Marella and Vladimir Kozlov vs William Regal and Primo Colon

In the opening minutes of the match, Santino pulled off a Primo cartwheel and started power-walking off the ropes as William Regal just watched in confusion. Fear the Cobra!  If he wasn’t funny, he would have been released a long time ago. I think this might be a last ditch effort to do something with Kozlov. Everything else has failed, so why not put him in a tag team. Primo has seemingly found a home on Superstars and lucky to still have a job. Regal is being underutilized.  He was perfect as the GM on RAW. 

As far as the match goes, the end comes when Primo goes for high flying cross body off the top rope and Kozlov catches him and drops him with the Iron Curtain. The winners of the match are Vladimir Kozlov and Santino Marella.

Match 2: Chris Masters vs Caylen Croft of the Dudebusters

Why haven’t they done more with Chris Masters? He’s the type of guy who should be in the Mark Henry role or chasing the US Title. I can’t stand the Dudebusters. They suck hard!  Croft spends the majority of the match getting beat down like the jobber he should be, but he gets the victory after hitting a chop block and a DDT. The world is in complete disaray now as Caylen Croft picks up the victory over Chris Masters.

Main Event: MVP w/Percy “Oh Yeah” Watson vs Chavo Guerrero

Once upon a time there was a heavily hyped new superstar on Smackdown. He was pushed and eventually became a multiple time US Champion. He then was moved to RAW and is now lost on Superstars most weeks. That superstar is MVP.

Once upon a time there was another superstar who was part of a great wrestling family. He was a very good Cruiserweight, but then he became Kerwin White. After tragedy struck, he re-adopted his God given name and became the WWECW Champion. He lost in 8 seconds to a Big Red Monster, became a forgotten member of another family (La Familia), and then became a forgotten member of the WWE roster. He is now a staple of Superstars too. His name is Chavo Guerrero.

MVP picks up the win with the Play of the Day. Let this be a lesson; If you have a heavily hyped debut on Smackdown, you will probably end up on Superstars eventually. This means you, Alberto Del Rio. I’m sure I’ll be seeing you soon enough on WWE Superstars. And I’m hoping to see all of you again next week for another exhilirating show.

Match 1: Chris Masters and MVP w/Percy Watson vs The Dudebusters

MVP picks up the win for his team after he hit the 305 on Caylen Croft.

Match 2: Chavo Guerrero vs JTG

Chavo gets a rare win with the Frog Splash.

Match 3: Yoshi Tatsu vs Primo Colon

Primo gets the win after he stole his brother’s finisher. 

Main Event:  The Hart Dynasty vs The Uso’s

The Hart Dynasty gets the win with the Hart Attack.  It was kinda cool looking.  The Hart Attack was on Jay, but Tyson Kidd saw Jimmy coming and drop kicked him at the same time.

Match 1:  Primo Colon and Jillian vs Yoshi Tatsu and Gail Kim (Bella Twins are Special Guest Referees)

Gail Kim rolls up Jillian with a very quick count by one of the Bella’s.

Match 2: Zack Ryder vs Goldust

Zack Ryder doesn’t wear the half pants tonight, but instead just goes with the trunks.  Ryder gets the win with the Ruff Ryder.

Masterlock Challenge:  The Dudebusters

First, Masters locked it on Croft, then he invited Baretta to take the challenge.  As Masters was about to lock it in on Baretta, Croft jumped in and The Dudebusters inflicted a little double team punishment on him.

Main Event:  LayCool vs Tiffany and Kelly Kelly

Really???  This is the main event?  Absolutely pathetic.  Layla gets the pin when Michelle McCool kicked Kelly Kelly in the face with the referee distracted by Tiffany.

Hola!  Como estas?  That’s the extent of my Spanish.  Let’s delve into this thing.

Match 1:  JTG vs Caylen Croft of Dudebuster fame w/Trent Baretta

I hate JTG’s straight hair.  It’s time for him to go back to the braids.  Speaking of JTG, has anyone seen Shad Gaspard lately?  The Dudebusters suck…plain and simple.  They won’t last long.  Speaking of not lasting long, has anyone seen Shad Gaspard lately?  JTG hits the Shout Out for the victory.  He grabs some kiddies and celebrates in the ring with them. 

Match 2:  Luke Gallows w/ Serena vs Chris Masters

I like Masters, but he will never rise above being a lower mid-card performer.  It’s rather unfortunate, because he is better than what most people think.  Gallows should be further along than he is.  Wrestling at house shows and every so often on Superstars is not indicative of progress.  It’s almost time to break up the S.E.S if the only one getting over is CM Punk.  He can do what he’s doing on his own.  I digress.  Luke Gallows gets the win with the Gallows Pole. 

Match 3:  Jillian vs Brie Bella

I HATE Diva’s wrestling!  I will say that the Bella’s are smoking hot though.  Nikki and Brie switch places at the end of the match when the referee was distracted.  Nikki rolls up Jillian for the win.  The official winner of the match is Brie Bella.

Main Event:  R-Truth vs William Regal

The WWE really dropped the ball with R-Truth.  He held the US Title for about 3 weeks and then drops it and is sent directly to Superstars duty.  The guy is super over and super talented, but he just can’t catch a break.  Regal should find a tag team partner (Kozlov doesn’t count) and go after the Unified Tag Titles.  RTruth gets the win with the Lie Detector.

That’s it for this week.  Catch ya later.

What’s up, my peeps?!  Are you ready for another stellar WWE Superstars? (I hope you caught on to the sarcasm)

Match 1:  Alicia Fox vs Gail Kim

This was your standard, crappy Diva’s match.  Alicia Fox wins after she knocks Gail Kim off the top rope and hit her scissor kick.  Oh, Scissor me! 

Match 2:  Zack Ryder and Primo Colon vs Yoshi Tatsu and Goldust

The only one worth caring about here is Zack Ryder.  I’m super glad that he is a “Pro” on season 2 of NXT.  Ryder got the win for his team when he hit the Rough Ryder on the Golden One.

Replay of the NXT season 1 cast’s attack on John Cena, CM Punk, Justin Roberts, the WWE crew, and the WWE ringside area from RAW.

Main Event:  Kofi Kingston w/ Joe Hennig (I refuse to call him Michael McGillicutty) vs Luke Gallows w/ Serena

At least we get one Upper Mid Card guy tonight.  Kofi gets the win with the S.O.S. 

That’s it for tonight.  Check back next week for another outstanding episode of WWE Superstars.

Mark Henry vs Primo

Mark Henry gets the win in a quick one.

Gail Kim vs Jillian Hall

Gail Kim gets the win in this random divas match that nobody really cares about.

Co-Women’s Champion Michelle McCool vs Tiffany

McCool gets the win here in yet another divas match on Superstars.

Chavo Guerrero vs Christian

This match was halted mid match by Vickie, who restarted this as a handicap match.

Chavo Guerrero and Dolph Ziggler vs Christian

Dolph gets the pin after he hit the Zig Zag on Christian.  Christian is doing a great job of building Ziggler, but he should be headlining PPVs by now.  Come on, Vince!  Give Captain Charisma a title run.

That’s it for this week.  Peace out.