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How now, Brown Cow?! I’m back for another rousing edition of WWE Superstars.  Here we go.

Match 1:  Goldust vs William Regal

William Regal wins with the running knee to the head.  Who cares?!  These two should not be squarring off against each other.  They should be helping build up the younger talent.

Match 2:  Vance Archer and Curt Hawkins vs The Dudebusters

The Dudebusters get the win after Trent Beretta hits the rope walking DDT on Archer.  These two team are horrific.  I can almost get behind Archer and Hawkins because of their dynamic, but the Dudebusters absolutely suck.

Main Event:  Drew McIntyre vs Chris Masters

Drew McIntyre on Superstars?!  OK???  Who’s cereal did he pee in?  He gets the win in a pretty competitive matchup with the Future Shock DDT.

That’s it for this week.  See you soon.

Welcome everyone to yet another edition of something something. When it comes to longevity, I have no clue on it (or do I). All that I can say is that the State fair is in town and since I’m going today, I need to get this done so I can have a fried (insert random food here):

As we all go on with our lives, we take a look back and reflect on the past and contemplate the future.  For some of us, it’s all about the here and now or something.  So right here is the time, right now is the time and this is my article for the week:

Match 1:  Primo Colon and Jillian vs Yoshi Tatsu and Gail Kim (Bella Twins are Special Guest Referees)

Gail Kim rolls up Jillian with a very quick count by one of the Bella’s.

Match 2: Zack Ryder vs Goldust

Zack Ryder doesn’t wear the half pants tonight, but instead just goes with the trunks.  Ryder gets the win with the Ruff Ryder.

Masterlock Challenge:  The Dudebusters

First, Masters locked it on Croft, then he invited Baretta to take the challenge.  As Masters was about to lock it in on Baretta, Croft jumped in and The Dudebusters inflicted a little double team punishment on him.

Main Event:  LayCool vs Tiffany and Kelly Kelly

Really???  This is the main event?  Absolutely pathetic.  Layla gets the pin when Michelle McCool kicked Kelly Kelly in the face with the referee distracted by Tiffany.

Due to the length of today’s post, I have edited it to better suit the front page.  The draft picks will be listed here by brand at the top of the post, and the in-depth analysis will be found after the jump.  This is done in Real-Time, so click your browser’s refresh button every 10 minutes or so for the latest picks!

RAW

The Great Khali & Ranjin Singh
Natalya
Ezekiel Jackson
Goldust
JTG
The Hart Dynasty

SMACKDOWN

Chavo Guerrero
Cody Rhodes
Chris Masters
Hornswoggle
Rosa Mendes
Montel Vontavious Porter

Full analysis of the 2010 supplemental draft picks, after the jump!

Welcome all and how is everyone?  Things are all well here in JTland , but enough about me, I have a whole week of wrestling to to talk about.  So without further ado, lets get this show on the road:

1.  More releases this week.  Last week I forgot to mention the release of WWE referee Scott Armstrong.  For those who don’t know, Armstrong was the referee who made The Undertaker “tap out” to CM Punk at Breaking Point.  This is a shock because you don’t hear about referee’s being released that often.  Also released this week was Charlie Haas which is really no surprise because we barely saw him on TV in the last year, so it was coming.

2.RIP Angelo Poffo, father of The Genius and Randy “Macho Man” Savage.

3.  TNA released Awesome Kong, Traci Broooks, and Roxxi.  I guess they won’t be focusing hat much on the Knockouts anymore.

4.  Sean Morley (aka Val Venis) has left TNA to work in Mexico saying TNA had nothing solid yet.  Damn, I figured that TNA would have him under some kind of contract seeming that he just went over TNA founder Jeff Jarrett this past week on iMPACT!

5.  So, tomorrow is the “big night” where iMPACT! goes head to head with RAW.  While I wish them all the best, unless they air the replays on Thursday, I won’t be tuning in.

6.  Rob Van Dam is scheduled to appear on tomorrow night’s iMPACT!

7.  What was with the squash match Money In The Bank qualifying matches on RAW this week?  Ok, I understand Jack Swagger killing Santino Marella, because Marella is a jobber, but MVP squashing Zack Ryder shouldn’t have happened especially after pushing him to the moon on ECW.

8.  Maurice “Mad Dog” Vachon in the inductee into the class of 2010 WWE Hall Of Fame.

9.  I’m still not really into the NXT program.  I just don’t get what everybody likes about it.

10.   If you haven’t seen it yet, watch  the Goldust/Chris Jericho match from this weeks Superstars. Hell the whole show was goos, but the Jericho/Goldust matchup was awesome.  Lets hope WWE does something with Goldust now that he’s on Smackdown.

11.  Ok, so WWE now stops matches when someone gets a cut (Chavo was cut during his match with Kofi Kingston).  Come on, this is stupid.  Even the live fans didn’t like it. It’s one thing to do it during a live show, but to do during a taped show is just stupid.

12.  John Morrison and R-Truth are facing Show-Miz for the WWE Unified Tag Team Titles.  I think someone said that a couple weeks ago in his Random article.  I wonder who that could be?

13.  We have a Slam Master J and Jimmy Wang Yang sightings, yet they weren’t jobbing together. In fact Slam Master J didn’t even wrestle.

14.  I don’t know why people give Matt Hardy crap for being fat, he really isn’t.  He’s in better shape than most of us are.

15.  Apparently now you can get your losses removed from you record no in the WWE, even when you lose clean, twice.  Who knew.

16.  On a final note, for all of those interested, I will be hosting the Wrestlemania 26 Roundtable and I would like to make this a big one, so all are welcome, but please get me your picks by no later than Friday March 26, 8pm eastern so I can have it up Sat morning.

Ok that all for another week, thanks again for reading and see you all next week.

We’ve got another ECW homecoming match, this time featuring Jack Swagger and rumors suggest we may be looking at Tommy Dreamer’s last ECW match.

Still feeling out the whole reviewer thing here, My last review didn’t get as many comments as my first. I’m not sure if that’s because I focused to heavily on calling the show, or the first week out was just people welcoming me to the site.

I’m a little more familiar with the way things work this week though.

Anyway on this week’s ECW out main event is Christian teaming with Yoshi Tatsu against Ezekial and Vladimir Kozlov. We also should have an in ring confrontation between The Hurricane and Paul Burchill.

Before we get started, I’d like to welcome all the new Bored Wrestling Fans visiting our site that I’ve been talkin to on twitter for the past few days.  Want to get your thoughts featured in our RAW reviews every Monday?  Get our attention on twitter @BrdWrstlngFn!

Anyways, it’s time to get EXTREME – WWE style!

Tiffany was apparently in a car accident, so while she’s recovering, William Regal is in charge.  He’s been ordered not to make any decisions involving the ECW Championship, including Number One Contenders matches.  He’s made a change to tonight’s main event however.  It will now be Christian vs. Zack Ryder, Vladimir Kozlov, Ezekiel Jackson, and William Regal in a 4 on 1 handicapped match.

Abraham Washington Show with guest, Intercontinental Champion John Morrison

And you guys wonder why I don’t watch this show anymore.  BTW, Morrison was on “Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader” earlier tonight.  He lost on the last question, but the show sent $2500 in his name to the Make A Wish Foundation anyway.  Morrison takes shots at The Miz and Dolph Ziggler, until Ziggler comes out and takes a seat next to him on the couch.  After some bad Dolph Lundgren jokes, we reach the punchline of John Morrison calling Ziggler “Mr. Ziggles.”  Even Morrison and Ziggler couldn’t save this segment.

Backstage, Regal is on the phone defending his decision to make the match tonight.  Ryder comes in and says that he’s got it on his own, but Regal says that the board of directors has made the match Regal, Kozlov, Jackson, and Ryder vs. Christian, Yoshi Tatsu, Tommy Dreamer, and Goldust.  Ryder questions Regal’s management abilities.

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Shelton Benjamin def. Paul Burchill

Sheamus assaulted Shelton Benjamin from behind when he was on his way to the ring.  The referee asked him if he still wanted to wrestle, and he said yes.  It’s all Burchill through this match – until Benjamin dropped him with Pay Dirt for the victory.

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We waste a bunch of time talking about RAW’s main event for Hell In A Cell.  Then Christian gives a pep talk to his team.

Christian, Tommy Dreamer, Goldust, & Yoshi Tatsu def. William Regal, Ezekiel Jackson, Vladimir Kozlov, & Zack Ryder

Tatsu pinned Regal for the win.