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How is everybody this week?  Well as the world turns and the days get longer and we get closer to our inevitable end, I realized something.  I have another article to write.  Well without further ado, here it is:

Surprising releases, surprisingly still employed people, and surprising ch-ch-ch-changes, this week on ThinkSoJoE’s Thoughts!

Welcome everybody to what has been a long week here in JTland.  Well no matter how rough of a week it has been, I’m still here for you all to give you my thoughts on things.

Well it’s Sunday so that can be only one thing, some Random Randomness.  So without any further ado, let’s get this show on the road:

We are just 3 days from TLC on Sunday.  Here on tonights show the main event is Jack Swagger vs MVP.  Where have they been lately???

Match 1:  Dolph Ziggler vs Finlay

I hate Finlay’s “Hornswoggle” entrance music.  I wish he would go back to his ominous Celtic theme.  Why hasn’t Dolph Ziggler been on Smackdown lately?  Wasn’t he on track to be the Intercontinental Champion???  ECW … or whatever they’re gonna call it soon will be the next stop for him.  Ziggler wins this match with the Zig Zag.

Josh Matthews interviews MVP. MVP says he doesn’t like Jack Swagger and he needs an umbrella when he sees him to shield Swagger’s saliva.

Match 2: Hart Dynasty vs Jimmy Wang Yang and Slam Master J

This is a squash match if I’ve ever seen one.  I assume that’s the only reason why these two have jobs.  Tyson Kidd pins Slam Master J with some type of inverted suplex neck breaker.

Main Event:  Jack Swagger vs MVP

Swagger grabs a mic and says he has a certain responsibilty and is held to a certain standard.  He will let the children look up to him.  He then proceeds to say he doesn’t have a lisp and then has trouble saying his name.  Jack Swagger wins the match with his Gutwrench Powerbomb.  This was a good overall match.  Both guys should be in the championship race on RAW.

That’s it for me tonight.  Remember to check out the Impact review, Smackdown review, and the TLC Roundtable on Sunday.  See ya next week!

Ok, ok, ok.  I’m 2 days late here.  But, better late than never right?  Here are some quick results from this weeks Superstars.

Match 1:  Shelton Benjamin vs Zack Ryder w/Rosa Mendes

Rosa gets a call at ringside and throws the phone to Zack.  She gets into the ring to tell him he has a phone call.  As Ryder is looking at her, Shelton comes at him and Ryder ducks him to get the quick pin.  Very strange sequence.

Ask the Divas segment….zzzzzz….zzzzzz…zzz..zzzzzzzzzz….zzz…..zzzzzz

Match 2:  Eric Escobar w/ Vickie Guerrero vs Jimmy Wang Yang

Vickie distracts JWY and Escobar hits a running jump kick for the win.

Main Event:  Cody Rhodes vs Mark Henry

Why didn’t Legacy make an appearance on RAW this past Monday?  Mark Henry wins this one with the World’s Strongest Slam.

Survivor Series is tonight.  So, here are some quick projections.

Team Kofi vs Team RKO

Winner:  Team Kofi.  Kofi gets the final elimination pin over Randy Orton

Team Miz vs Team Morrison

Winner:  Team Morrison.  Morrison pins Miz after an already eliminated Jack Swagger distracts Miz.

Team Mickie vs Team McCool

Winner:  Team Mickie.  Mickie eliminates Layla and McCool to finish the match.

Rey Mysterio vs Batista

Winner:  Rey gets the win here.  They have to continue this feud somehow.  How’s that going to happen if Batista destroys Mysterio here?

HHH/HBK/John Cena Triple Threat WWE Title Match

Winner:  HBK wins the title.  There’s not many more directions they can go with HHH and John Cena any more, so HBK gets the fresh win here.

Jericho/Big Show/Undertaker

Winner:  Undertaker wins when Jericho and Show can’t work together.

I was sick yesterday and I’m just now sitting down to watch SmackDown. So we’re gonna do things a little differently this week – I’m going to watch the show, and I’ll post my thoughts and the match results afterwards. Ready? Here we go.

WWE SmackDown Episode 533: “I Walk Alone”

Alrighty then…let’s get retarded!

Match 1:  Kane vs Jimmy Wang Yang

Holy Crap!  We have a Jimmy Wang Yang sighting.  Kane totally destroys him, but he got tv time.

Match 2:  Yoshi Tatsu vs Shaemus

Shaemus is becoming one of my favorites!  This guy is huge and good, which usually doesn’t happen.  Sheamus gets the win.

Match 3:  Katie Lea vs Nikki Bella…or is it Bre?

The Bella’s use the ole switcharoo and Bre ends up pinning Katie Lea.

Match 4:  Dolph Ziggler vs Slam Master J

Dolph gets the win here.  Slam Master J would have been great in 2 Cool, but now his gimmick is terrible.  He needs to restart the Freebirds.  Why did the IC Title match get scrapped for Breaking Point?

Main Event:  The Miz and Jack Swagger vs Kofi Kingston and Primo

The Miz gets the pin in this one.  The Miz and Swagger should be main eventing PPVs by now.

Breaking Point Predictions:

US Title:  The Miz defeats Kofi Kingston

Tag Titles:  JeriShow defeats MVP and Mark Henry

Singapore Cane Match:  Kane defeats Khali

Submissions count anywhere Match:  Legacy defeats DX

WWE Title I Quit Match:  John Cena defeats Randy Orton

World Heavyweight Title:  Undertaker defeats CM Punk via DQ

Welcome everybody to this weeks edition of whatever it is I do here each and every week.  So while I sit here and ponder the randomness of the world, here’s what I have for you all this week:

Wow, what a week. and what a way to end it: