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Welcome, my friends to the show that never ends.  I’m so glad you could attend.  Come inside, come inside.  The Circus that is WWE Superstars is here.

Match 1:  Jack Swagger and William Regal vs Santino Marella and Chris Masters w/ Eve

Santino is absolutely hilarious! He hit a cartwheel and the drop-down splits and then attempted to unleash the cobra.  Swagger and Masters need to compete for the US Title.  The end of the match came when Masters put the Masterlock on Swagger, but Regal interrupted and Swagger hit the gutwrench powerbomb for the win.

Match 2:  Zack Ryder w/ Rosa Mendez vs Primo Colon

This was a highly entertaining match.  Primo is quick and exciting and Ryder is definitely a rising star in the WWE.  Woo Woo Woo…You know it!  Primo got in his fast offense, highlighted by his cartwheel.  Ryder hit the Rough Ryder and eventually the Zack Attack for the win.  Ryder is another guy who should be thrown into the US Title mix.  The problem with RAW right now is there are too many guys who should be involved in the US Title hunt. 

Match 3:  Luke Gallows w/ Serena vs Sylas Young

Its about time they give Gallows some time on his own without Punk.  He cut a promo saying Serena and him would like to dedicate the match to their Straight Edge savior, CM Punk.  This was a quick squash for Gallows to exhibit his power and dominance since most people don’t recognize him as the former Festus.  He has some unique offense and hit the 12th Step for the win.  Serena then gets in the ring and kicks Young in the ribs and out of the ring.

Main Event:  Great Khali, Matt Hardy, and Maria vs The Hart Dynasty

What is the point of Khali and Fatt Lardy being partners?  Surely they could have found a better partner that isn’t doing anything at the time for each of these two.  They both suck, so I don’t understand why people want to see them.  Khali can’t move and Hardy apparently is living off past glory.  It’s good he went back to the pants and got away from the baby pajama bottoms he was wearing.  The Hart Dynasty should be working more meaningful matches than this.  They are probably the best tag team in the WWE and should be shown as such.  Tyson Kidd hit the Hart Attack on Matt Hardy for the win. 

See ya next week for another arousing episode of WWE Superstars.

Hey, everybody.  Sorry I’m late this week, but I’m here now and ready to kick off on Super Bowl weekend. 

Match 1:  Kelly Kelly and Eve Torres vs Katie Lea Burchill and Alicia Fox

Diva wrestling…BOOOOOOO!!!!  Alicia Fox rolls through a Kelly Kelly lateral press for the win.  Anybody care about Diva matches???  I don’t and its my review, so no time for the Divas here.

Match 2:  Evan Bourne vs Carlito

I really like both of these guys.  I find them both extremely entertaining and full of ability.  I know, I know.  There are a lot of people that say Carlito is lazy and doesn’t work hard, but I don’t agree with that.  The guy just makes things look effortless.  He’s graceful in the ring.  As for Evan Bourne, I really wish they would push him in the US title race.  He is absolutely, 100% amazing.  RAW has so many talented guys that they refuse to give substantial pushes to.  These two are prime examples.  This was a fantastic match with a ton of false finishes!!!  Bourne wins with the Shooting Star Press after a Sunset Flip Powerbomb off the top rope.  This match gets two thumbs way way way up!

Main Event:  John Morrison, Matt Hardy and The Great Khali vs The Hart Dynasty and Drew McIntyre

Anytime you get John Morrison, Drew McIntyre, and The Hart Dynasty, you get a good match.  Fatt Lardy sucks now and Khali can’t move, but there is always something negative to every positive.  It’s just how the world works.  The Punjabi Playboy needs to hang it up and Hardy needs to be released…and soon.  How are those two supposed to be a credible tag team when they can’t do anything???  Matt Hardy hits the Twist of Fate and Khali hits the Punjabi Plunge on David Hart Smith for the win.  Matt Hardy does some type of dance to finish the show.  Very weird!

See ya next week, my peeps!

Here we go.

Match 1:  The Bella Twins vs Jillian Hall and Katie Lea

Brie Bella has a tattoo and Nikki doesn’t.  That’s all that matters in this match.  The Bellas get the win.

Match 2: Chavo Guerrero vs Primo vs Chris Masters w/ Eve

The winner of this triple threat match gets a spot in the Royal Rumble.  I like Chris Masters.  I think the guy can get the job done.  All he needs is a chance.  This is a pretty fast paced match, as it always is with Primo.  Maybe Chavo and Primo should form a tag team.  That would be pretty entertaining.  Masters gets the win with the Masterlock on Chavo to get his spot in the Rumble.  I would love it if Masters would win the Rumble…that would be sPECKtacular!  See what I did there???

Chris Jericho makes his way to the ring to cut a promo in his dapper suit.  He then proceeds to call every superstar in the WWE a liar for claiming they will win the Royal Rumble because he guaruntees a victory.  R-Truth interupts with a WUSSUP?! in Jericho’s face.  He says he will win the Rumble and beats Jericho down.

Main Event:  Matt Hardy w/ Great Khali and Ranjin Singh vs David Hart Smith w/ the Hart Dynasty

This is the perfect place for Fatt Lardy to main event.  He just doesn’t do anything for me.  I apologize to the people who like him, but he sucks now.  David Hart Smith has grown on me, however.  He still needs to tone that belly he has, but he is good.  Smith wins with a Big Boot after the ref is distracted and Tyson Kidd hangs Matt’s arm on the top rope.  Khali then comes in to clean house including Matt Hardy.  I guess he thinks he’s gonna win the Rumble too.

That’s it for Superstars this week.  Remember Smackdown is tomorrow night and the Royal Rumble is Sunday.

Hey, my Peeps!  I’m back from a 2 week hiatus.  I have been out of town skiing.  Let’s get this thing started.

Match 1:  Jillian Hall vs Kelly Kelly

Jillian comes out first and sings a Miley Cyrus song.  Kelly Kelly interupts with her entrance.  I don’t like diva wrestling, but Kelly Kelly has gotten better.  She is still nowhere near good enough to be an in-ring performer.  Why can’t WWE get women who can actually wrestle?  How does TNA get women who look good, but can also wrestle?  Anyways…Kelly Kelly wins with a Leg Drop to the back of Jillian’s head.  Michael Cole called it the Kelly Kick.  I guess we can go with that name for now.  Too much time was devouted to this craptacular match.

Match 2:  Shelton Benjamin vs Vance Archer

This match should not be on ECW as a top level fued for the show, so  Superstars is the right venue for this one.  I hate Archer’s tramp stamp too!  This match is really clumsy tonight.  Vance Archer is normally pretty aggressive and physical, but going into the commercial break, he really hasn’t displayed it in this match.  We come back from commercial, with Archer in control.  He is starting to be more dominant, but still seems slow and unsure of what to do.  I’m not sure what to think of his character.  The fans are really dead on the guy, but Shelton isn’t getting much pop in this match either.  Josh Matthews and Byron Saxton even commented on how boring this match is by saying not to fall asleep.  The clumsiness of this match is mind-boggling.  It’s no wonder that Shelton Benjamin has never been pushed to the main event level.  The guy can’t carry a match with a guy who is clearly low-level at this point.  It wouldn’t surprise me if Archer was released during the next batch of firings.  Shelton gets the win over the undefeated Vance Archer with a very anti-climactic role up pin.  This match was awful.

Ask the Divas….yawn

Main Event:  Chris Jericho vs Kane

Random main event match for Superstars…what else is new???  WWE has missed so many opportunities with Kane.  He can be pushed to be so dominant if creative will just book him correctly.  I also feel as if they have sort of ruined Chris Jericho’s persona.  They have him cowarding out to everybody right now.  They need to freshen him up a little bit.  However, this might be the best main event we have ever had on Superstars.  These two guys are Hall of Famers in my opinion.  The match goes to commercial with Kane flipping over the top ropes and to the floor below.  When was the last time a match didn’t go to commercial after someone went to the outside?  Back from commercial and this match really picks up.  It ends when Jericho cowards out of the ring and walks away for the countout.

Alrighty then…see you guys next week for another Superstars.

Happy New Year BWFers.  Last night was the final WWE program of the decade.  Hope you had a safe holidays.  Due to time constraints, I will only provide the results of the show. 

Match 1:  Melina vs Alicia Fox

Winner:  Melina via Sunset Flip Bomb

Match 2:  Shelton Benjamin vs Vance Archer

Winner:  Shelton Benjamin via DQ after Archer was called for a 5 count in the corner. 

Match 3:  Cryme Tyme vs Mike Knox and Charlie Haas

Winner:  Cryme Tyme via JTG’s Shout Out

Main Event:  MVP and Chris Masters vs Jack Swagger and Carlito

Winner:  Swagger and Carlito via Carlito’s Backstabber

Have a great 2010, Peeps!  See ya next week.

Hello, all.  Don’t call it a comeback.  I’ve been here for years.  Well, I was here last week if you don’t recall.  Let’s dive in and see what we can find.

Match 1:  Cryme Tyme vs Mike Knox and Dolph Ziggler

Alright!  We have a Dolph Ziggler sighting.  Dolph Ziggler has become a resident of WWE Superstars of late.  I think it would make sense to have him on ECW right now.  It would give him some exposure on a show that people actually watch on a semi-regular basis.  Think about a Dolph Ziggler and Shelton Benjamin feud.  That sounds great to me.  But, I digress.  I also just noticed that Shad shaved off his corn-rows.  When did that happen???  JTG pins Mike Knox with the Shout Out.  Todd Grisham tried to use the word “redunkulous” for some reason.  He shouldn’t try words like that.  He sounds “redunkulous”!!!

Trailer for The Marine 2

Believe it or not, I think this movie acutally looks better than the first one.  It doesn’t look nearly as cheesy.

Match 2: Vance Archer (aka Lance Hoyt from TNA fame) vs Tommy Dreamer

Vance Archer and his tramp stamp look very generic, but I like his intensity…and they guy is gigantic.  He has the potential to be ECW (or whatever they plan on calling it) Champ someday.  Vance Archer wins with his Reverse DDT.  Does that have a name yet???

Main Event:  Jack Swagger vs MVP

Didnt this match already happen last week???  At least these guys are getting some TV time.  Can somebody please explain to me how RAW can be 3 hours long and not have Jack Swagger and MVP on it in some sort of match???  Even Yoshi Tatsu and Zack Ryder who aren’t on the brand were involved in a 6-man tag match.  Swagger has a match on ECW on Tuesday, so I guess that means he might be going back there.  Way to drop the ball on this guy.  Shoot…way to drop the ball on both of these guys.  There was no reason to move Swagger off ECW to begin with if he wasn’t going to be used.  Now they have to rebuild to guy.  Kinda seems inefficient and unproductive to me.  MVP hit the Drive By and the Playmaker to get the win.  This match was great.  I guess any time these guys can get on TV they better put on a good show.

Thanks for reading and I’ll see you next week.

We are just 3 days from TLC on Sunday.  Here on tonights show the main event is Jack Swagger vs MVP.  Where have they been lately???

Match 1:  Dolph Ziggler vs Finlay

I hate Finlay’s “Hornswoggle” entrance music.  I wish he would go back to his ominous Celtic theme.  Why hasn’t Dolph Ziggler been on Smackdown lately?  Wasn’t he on track to be the Intercontinental Champion???  ECW … or whatever they’re gonna call it soon will be the next stop for him.  Ziggler wins this match with the Zig Zag.

Josh Matthews interviews MVP. MVP says he doesn’t like Jack Swagger and he needs an umbrella when he sees him to shield Swagger’s saliva.

Match 2: Hart Dynasty vs Jimmy Wang Yang and Slam Master J

This is a squash match if I’ve ever seen one.  I assume that’s the only reason why these two have jobs.  Tyson Kidd pins Slam Master J with some type of inverted suplex neck breaker.

Main Event:  Jack Swagger vs MVP

Swagger grabs a mic and says he has a certain responsibilty and is held to a certain standard.  He will let the children look up to him.  He then proceeds to say he doesn’t have a lisp and then has trouble saying his name.  Jack Swagger wins the match with his Gutwrench Powerbomb.  This was a good overall match.  Both guys should be in the championship race on RAW.

That’s it for me tonight.  Remember to check out the Impact review, Smackdown review, and the TLC Roundtable on Sunday.  See ya next week!

I love independent wrestling shows.  I know I’ve mentioned time and time again that the first time I went to a local show, it was headlined by current TNA International Champion “Showtime” Eric Young, who was feuding at the time with “Dangerboy” Derek Wylde over the affections of Angel Williams, who went on to greater fame as TNA Knockout Angelina Love.  Also on the card that night were The Original Sinn, who would later become Kizarny in WWE, and “Textbook” Tyson Dux, who represented Team International in TNA’s World X Cup a few years ago.  Saturday Night, I attended Empire State Wrestling’s “Unbreakable” event, the follow up to November’s “OverDrive,” which you can read about here.

Gobble Gobble Gobble.  Happy Thanksgiving everyone! 

Match 1:  The Miz vs Santino Marella

On this Thanksgiving, I am thankful for the comedic hi-jinx provided by Santino as well as the awesomeness of The Miz.  Santino chants echo throughout the arena as this one gets started.  These two  guys are great.  If you don’t like Santino, then something is definitely wrong with you.  He is absolutely hilarious.  How guys keep from busting out laughing while in the ring with him is beyond me.  He is one of the very few “entertainers” I actually watch.  Most others I just fast foward the DVR through.  As for The Miz, I can’t watch Real Word/Road World challenges without wishing for a surprise appearance from Mike Mizanin.  Anyways, The Miz wins this match with the Skull Crushing Finale.

Ask the Divas segment…I am not thankful for this….BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Match 2:  Vladimir Kozlov w/Willaim Regal minus Ezekiel Jackson vs Goldust

I am thankful that Kozlov has quit wearing those plain white trunks and has opted for the red shorts.  I was always afraid I would see a big brown stain on the back of those white ones.  I am also thankful that the Bizarre One is on ECW enhancing the younger talent and not lost on RAW or Smackdown.  Kozlov wins this with the Iron Curtain.  After the match, Regal lands a running knee to an already downed Goldust. 

Main Event:  R-Truth vs Dolph Ziggler

I am thankful that R-Truth is finally being used on a weekly basis in meaningful matches.  I am also thankful that Dolph Ziggler was given a chance on Smackdown and not discarded after his lackluster introductions on RAW.  If these two are main eventers by this time next year, then I will have something else to be thankful for.  Truth hits the Lie Detector for the victory to end the show.  What’s Up?!

Thank you for reading and I’ll see you again next week.  Be safe!!!

Twitter’s @DCsPeoplesChamp is in the Verizon Center as I type this, and tweeting from the show.  I’m not watching, actually, but that’s because The Simpsons are on.  Why can’t these companies have their PPVs on a night when nothing else is on, like a Saturday?  Anyways, I digress…