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I have no idea how this didn’t get posted, but here’s the review for the next to last episode of NXT season 2

We open up what could be a rather uneventful show(if spoilers are to be believed) with a replay of last week’s elimiantions and show closing brawl.

We start out with the pros coming out, Kofi, Ryder, Rhodes, Laycool, MVP.

Next up the rookies. You know be kind of looks like that Batboy from Weekly World News.

Riley is alone because Miz in China.

McGillicutty out last.

Hey, Everybody!  It’s time for WWE Superstars again.

Match 1:  Tiffany vs Co-Women’s Champion Layla (non-title match)

Somehow Tiffany is the number one contender.  This is your standard Diva’s match.  Michelle McCool interferes behind the referees back.  Layla wins with the Lay-Out.

Match 2:  Vance Archer and Kurt Hawkins vs The Dudebusters

Wasn’t Kurt Hawkins a Dudebuster in FCW?  He gets the win over his former team with the flying elbow off the top rope.  After the match, Archer and Hawkins tell the Hart Dynasty to pay attention and they will find them.  I guess they are next in line for a tag title shot now.

Main Event:  Zack Ryder vs Evan Bourne

Evan Bourne is the most exciting guy to watch in the WWE right now.  He’s just spectacular.  Bourne gets the win with the Shooting Star Press.

That’s it for this week.  Join me again next week.

We’re onto our second week of the second season of NXT with half of the roster yet to wrestle. Last week we had two tag team matches, pros teaming with rookies.

This week Kaval being “mentored” by Lay-Cool should break up that streak.

We open with Matt Striker in the ring. He talks about unanswered questions after last week. So they bring everyone back out to answer those questions.

What’s up, my peeps?!  Are you ready for another stellar WWE Superstars? (I hope you caught on to the sarcasm)

Match 1:  Alicia Fox vs Gail Kim

This was your standard, crappy Diva’s match.  Alicia Fox wins after she knocks Gail Kim off the top rope and hit her scissor kick.  Oh, Scissor me! 

Match 2:  Zack Ryder and Primo Colon vs Yoshi Tatsu and Goldust

The only one worth caring about here is Zack Ryder.  I’m super glad that he is a “Pro” on season 2 of NXT.  Ryder got the win for his team when he hit the Rough Ryder on the Golden One.

Replay of the NXT season 1 cast’s attack on John Cena, CM Punk, Justin Roberts, the WWE crew, and the WWE ringside area from RAW.

Main Event:  Kofi Kingston w/ Joe Hennig (I refuse to call him Michael McGillicutty) vs Luke Gallows w/ Serena

At least we get one Upper Mid Card guy tonight.  Kofi gets the win with the S.O.S. 

That’s it for tonight.  Check back next week for another outstanding episode of WWE Superstars.

Let’s just get into this shall we.

Match 1:  Gail Kim vs Jillian Hall

I think I have a great idea for Superstars.  The show should just feature diva’s and contenders for the US and IC titles.  At least then, the show would make some type of sense.  Instead, we are forced to see random matches that make no sense except to give some of the talent a little bit of exposure.  Anyways…Gail wins with her jaw breaker finisher.

Match 2:  Zack Ryder w/Rosa Mendez vs Primo

I guess this will be the last time we see Ryder and Rosa together, as she was drafted to Smackdown in the supplemental draft on Tuesday.  Ryder should be pushed into the US title race soon.  Maybe with Edge on RAW, we can get some type of storyline between them.  Ryder wins with the Zack Attack.

Match 3:  The new Unified Tag Team Champions The Hart Dynasty vs The Dudebusters

Those title look natural with the Hart Dynasty.  David Hart Smith is looking a little less pudgy these days and has gotten a lot better in the ring.  For some reason, Matt Striker called Natalya “Lady Gaga”…ok???  The Hart Dynasty wins with the Hart Attack. 

See ya next week, my peeps.

Hey, everybody! I hope you enjoyed Wrestlemania 26, but now its time for the WWE’s D show (maybe F show…I’m not sure if AM RAW beats Superstars in ratings or not.  I haven’t checked on that.)

Match 1:  Kofi Kingston and MVP vs Zack Ryder and Carlito

Kofi and MVP get the win after Kofi hits Carlito with the Trouble in Paradise. 

Match 2:  William Regal vs Yoshi Tatsu

Yoshi gets the win with a kick to the head.

Match 3:  Hart Dynasty vs Caylon Croft and Trent Baretta (The Dudebusters)

Tyson Kidd forces Baretta to tap out with the Sharpshooter after hitting the Hart Attack.  Hopefully this will be the build for them to become Tag Champs

Alright, Peeps.  That’s it for this week.  It’s another random Superstars and thus another random results column.

Peace out

Dolph Ziggler def. JTG

This was a pretty good match and a good way to cap off Superstars.

Christian def. Zack Ryder

The ECW Champ got the win in this very entertaining match.  Ryder really looks like a good prospect.

Jack Swagger def. Santino Marella

Swagger picked up his very first televised win of 2010.

Welcome to the Penultimate Episode of ECW.

We open with everyone backstage and Tiffany gets everyone’s attention. Tiffany talks about ECW going off the air but says it’s “not a bad thing, it’s a good thing. Everyone’s a free agent so use the next two weeks to impress everyone in the WWE universe and have a good time. She puts on some Mardi Gras beads and grabs a drink. When Zack Ryder questions her about this, ECW’s going off the air and she’s just going to party? “Woo Woo Woo, You know it.”

ECW’s got Vince McMahon making some announcements. And we open with Abraham Washington having ECW champ Christian on the show, fresh off his successful defense against Ezekial Jackson.

What’s going on people, hope you all have been well since we last met.  Sorry I’m a little late but I had a very late night last night and can still feel the after effects of it so without further ado, lets get this show on the road: