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Ok,  nothing clever to say this week, so here we go:

What’s up everyone, greetings from JTland!  Time for some more randomness from inside my head.

Well, we know that MVP is in action against Matt Hardy tonight.  Saves me watching a match, because we all know that MVP is not going to come to ECW and beat the champion on his current streak.  Hopefully I’ll get to see that DX ShopZone ad that I missed last night.  I’m sure it was hilarious.  Other than that, I’m not sure what to expect (ok, I’m lying, I read the spoilers last night after RAW), so let’s get started with ECW on SciFi on DVR!

DVR review after the jump!

I’m out of it tonight, so here are the results of ECW on SciFi, courtesy of Rajah.com

* Jack Swagger b. Tommy Dreamer
- The match starts out in the ring but Jack brings in kendo sticks, chairs, and other weapons. He attempts a submission move on Dreamer with a chair. The match goes back and forth until Dreamer brings in a table. Jack uses it against him slamming him through it. He gets the win via pinfall.

* The Miz & John Morrison are shown on the screen talking about Survivor Series. The Boogeyman appears and scares them away.

* DJ Gabriel b. A Local Jobber
- Gabriel got the win via a second-rope shoulder block.

* Finlay vs. Mark Henry
- The match ends in disqualification after a brawl takes place on the outside.

Yawn.  This show sucked.  MC somethingorother came out with Alicia Fox and beat some jobber.  This new guy is an Alex Wright knockoff.

Jack Swagger beat Tommy Dreamer in an amateur challenge via DQ.  Tommy said “oops, you win,” and on next week’s show it’s going to be Dreamer and Swagger again, this time in an Extreme Rules match.

And the trio of Mark Henry, William Regal, and Cody Rhodes defeated Kofi Kingston, Matt Hardy, and Finlay.  Exciting television there, folks.

by John “JT” Traylor

Hi everyone, JT here doing the ECW review.  First, I want to thank Joe for the opportunity to do this.  BTW this is my first ever review so be nice.

We start out with talking (as per usual).  Matt Hardy comes out and wants everyone to text their vote for Mark Henry (I won’t be).  Then Finaly comes out and says that since coming to ECW they have yet to face when the title is on the line and if they do Finlay will walk out as champion.  This brings out Evan Bourne (to a huge pop) who speaks his case, but is then picked on by Finlay.  Finlay called him Bourneswoggle (I lol’d) and that he had to outweigh the title by more than 5 pounds.  Then Mark Henry comes out, speaks his case to a bunch of “What?” chants.  I know there are some people who don’t like the “What?” chants, but in some cases they fit in just perfect as in tonight.  He says how he is gonna prove that he deserves to be voted the one to face Hardy at Cyber Sunday.  Hardy says that no matter what , he’ll still be ECW champion after Sunday.

WWE wants you to pick who refs the Jericho/Batista match. I personally won’t be voting.

Commercial Break-The new Spiderman game looks awesome, I hope it’s available for the PS2

Wrestlemania Tickets go on sale on November 8.  I wish I could afford to go.

Match 1: Jack Swagger defeated Brett Badery via pinfall

Wow, I weigh the same as Brett (pointless JT fact).  Turnbuckle, turnbuckle, flip, weird looking power bomb, Swagger wins.  Then after the match Todd Grisham asked Jack about Tommy Dreamer, Swagger replied “Tommy who?”

To the back (take a shot). Lena interviews Miz and Morrison.  They want you to vote for them.  Miz thinks he can get McCain more votes than Palin can. JT rolls his eyes. I’m not a big fan of the Miz or Morrison, they’re both talented but I just don’t like them.

Commercial Break-Did you know that Smackdown is now on Mynetwork TV?  Well if you didn’t know you know.  Plus it’s Undertaker vs HHH this week.  I personally will catch it either Saturday or Sunday, because I go out on Friday nights.

ECW had more viewers than shows on other cable networks (like anyone cares).

Match 2: Shad def The Miz via DQ

Back and forth matchup between the the two with a botched move by Shad, Grisham tries to talk ghetto, Striker tells he look more like Harry Potter than Kool Moe Dee (I lol’d).  Both JTG and Morrison get involved, but Morrison got caught and Miz was DQ’d.

Commercial Break- Sanctuary is apparently a hit, too bad I’ve never heard of it.

This John Cena guy is returning, I wonder who that is?

Cyber Sunday promo, I’m not ordering

To the back (take another shot)- Tiffany (dressed as a go go dancer) is seen with Tito Ortiz outside the GM’s office.  Gladly Ortiz isn’t allowed to say much (sorry Joe) but are then interrupted by Hornsowggle who it Trick or Treating 11 days early and in no costume (WTF???)  They knock on the GM’s and who do we see, none other than SHAFT himself, not really just Teddy long dressed as Shaft.  Hornswoggle gets his candy an is on his merry way.

Commercial Break- WWE wants you to pick who HHH pins at Cyber Sunday: Jeff Hardy, Koslov or both.  If I were voting, I’d pick both.

Match 3: Evan Bourne def Mark Henry and Finlay via pinfall

Henry dominates at the beginning as Finaly and Bourne try to double team him but are unsuccessful. Then as Henry goes to the ropes Bourne duck sending Henry out of the ring leaving Bourne and Finlay 1 on 1 for the time being.  Then Bourne hits a flying headscissors sending Finlay to a meeting of the minds with Henry.  This somehow revives Henry (it sure wouldn’t revive me) and he regains control.

Commercial Break- Saw V, go see it or you might end up in Saw VI

We return with Henry dominating, then a free for all then some double teaming on Henry, knocking him outside again, back and forth between Finlay and Bourne as Henry slowly returns to the ring, then Henry regains control, then picks up BOTH Finaly and Bourne and slams them both, pins Bourne for only a 2 count.  Finlay looks like he got hurt on that move (hopefully it’s not too bad). Finaly goes for a DDT and gets a 2 count.  Atlas grabs Hornswoggle, throws him to Henry. As Henry attempts to slam Horswoggle, Finlay takes out his leg. Finlay then goes for the shillelagh hits Henry with it, the gets with hits a double knee off the top rope by Bourne.  Bourne then hits with the Shooting Star Press and pins Henry for the win as we fade to black.

All in all, good program as per the norm with ECW. But then anytime you get to see the Evan Bourne Shooting Star Press it’s worth it.  Thanks everyone for reading, hope to see you soon.

Well folks, this may be the only real-time you get out of me this week.  That doesn’t mean that there’s not going to be SmackDown coverage on Friday night, it just means that it’s not going to be live, as my hometown Buffalo Sabres open their season.  Anywho, tonight, it’s going to be CM Punk and Kofi Kingston returning to ECW to team with Evan Bourne and Ricky Ortiz to take on Ted DiBiase, Cody Rhodes, The Miz, and John Morrison.

ECW on SciFi is on the air!

Finlay & Tommy Dreamer def. Mike Knox & Jack Swagger when Finlay pinned Knox.

Mark Henry def. Jamie Noble via pinfall.

Ted DiBiase, Cody Rhodes, The Miz & John Morrison def.  CM Punk, Kofi Kingston, Evan Bourne & Ricky Ortiz when Morrison pinned Punk.

Detailed results after the jump!

Yes folks, with ECW’s move to 9PM starting tonight, we’re now able to bring you ECW on SciFi in Real-Time!  This is going to work the same as the real-time SmackDowns, in that we’re going to have quick results on the main page and detailed results after the jump!

Teddy Long announces Miz, Morrison, and Mark Henry vs.  Ricky Ortiz, Evan Bourne, and Matt Hardy for later tonight.

Jack Swagger def. Lenny Lane

Mike Knox def. Tommy Dreamer

Mark Henry, The Miz, & John Morrison def. Evan Bourne, Matt Hardy, & Ricky Ortiz

Full details, after the jump!