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Hi all and welcome to the Valentine’s Day edition of Random Randomness.  Hope everyone who has a Valentine treats him/her well and for those who don’t have one, go out and find one.  Well without further ado, lets go:

For a while now I’ve been doing the ECW Reviews. I’m pretty sure this is my first non review so check out how I’d book the WWE’s next stop on the Road to Wrestlemania.

Tonight’s guest hosts for RAW were supposed to be Dule Hill and James Roday from Psych, but Roday had to have an appendectomy yesterday and will be unable to participate.  Hill will be hosting himself.  Also tonight, it’s the final RAW stop before the Royal Rumble.  Will Randy Orton and WWE Champion Sheamus continue to attempt to embarrass each other before their title match this Sunday?  What of the Royal Rumble participants?  How will Shawn Michaels react after Triple H dumped him over the top rope last Monday and proclaimed that he’s going to win the Royal Rumble?  Stick around and find out!

Welcome everybody and Happy Holidays to all!  Hope you ave a happy and safe holiday, whatever it may be.  Ok now it’s time to get this party started:

It’s Slammy Award time – and I’m disappointed in the nominations for this year.  That’s ok though, because we’ve got a new WWE Champion coming in to tonight’s show, and his name is Sheamus!  Dennis Miller is hosting, so let’s get started!

I haven’t had a chance to see the show yet, but we’re a wrestling website, and there were some pretty big happenings tonight, so I figured I’d at least post the results for you guys.

Christian def. Shelton Benjamin in a Ladder Match to retain the ECW Championship

Drew McIntyre def. John Morrison to become the NEW WWE Intercontinental Champion

Michelle McCool def. Mickie James to retain the WWE Women’s Championship

Sheamus def. John Cena in a Tables Match to become the NEW WWE CHAMPION!

The Undertaker def. Batista in a Chairs Match to retain the World Heavyweight Championship.  Batista originally won, but Teddy Long ordered the match to restart due to Batista using a low blow.

Randy Orton def. Kofi Kingston

DX def. Jeri-Show in a TLC Match to become the NEW WWE Unified Tag Team Champions

I love independent wrestling shows.  I know I’ve mentioned time and time again that the first time I went to a local show, it was headlined by current TNA International Champion “Showtime” Eric Young, who was feuding at the time with “Dangerboy” Derek Wylde over the affections of Angel Williams, who went on to greater fame as TNA Knockout Angelina Love.  Also on the card that night were The Original Sinn, who would later become Kizarny in WWE, and “Textbook” Tyson Dux, who represented Team International in TNA’s World X Cup a few years ago.  Saturday Night, I attended Empire State Wrestling’s “Unbreakable” event, the follow up to November’s “OverDrive,” which you can read about here.

Great.  I get to turn off my beloved Buffalo Sabres to hear a bunch of little people jokes as Verne Troyer hosts Monday Night RAW.  Ugh.  Let’s get started, I guess.

In a bit of a rarity, I’m actually home, awake, and parked in front of the TV on a Friday Night.  That said, this review is in sort of real-time (sort of because it’s 8:16 right now and I’m just getting started.  I figure I’ll catch up after a couple commercials), so make sure you hit refresh every couple of minutes to make sure you’re up to speed!

I have no idea of what’s supposed to be going on this week on SmackDown, though I’m sure it will involve the Unified Tag Team Champions Jeri-Show, and the World Heavyweight Champion The Undertaker as they get set for their triple threat match at Survivor Series.  So screw it, let’s dive right in!