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Hello, all.  Don’t call it a comeback.  I’ve been here for years.  Well, I was here last week if you don’t recall.  Let’s dive in and see what we can find.

Match 1:  Cryme Tyme vs Mike Knox and Dolph Ziggler

Alright!  We have a Dolph Ziggler sighting.  Dolph Ziggler has become a resident of WWE Superstars of late.  I think it would make sense to have him on ECW right now.  It would give him some exposure on a show that people actually watch on a semi-regular basis.  Think about a Dolph Ziggler and Shelton Benjamin feud.  That sounds great to me.  But, I digress.  I also just noticed that Shad shaved off his corn-rows.  When did that happen???  JTG pins Mike Knox with the Shout Out.  Todd Grisham tried to use the word “redunkulous” for some reason.  He shouldn’t try words like that.  He sounds “redunkulous”!!!

Trailer for The Marine 2

Believe it or not, I think this movie acutally looks better than the first one.  It doesn’t look nearly as cheesy.

Match 2: Vance Archer (aka Lance Hoyt from TNA fame) vs Tommy Dreamer

Vance Archer and his tramp stamp look very generic, but I like his intensity…and they guy is gigantic.  He has the potential to be ECW (or whatever they plan on calling it) Champ someday.  Vance Archer wins with his Reverse DDT.  Does that have a name yet???

Main Event:  Jack Swagger vs MVP

Didnt this match already happen last week???  At least these guys are getting some TV time.  Can somebody please explain to me how RAW can be 3 hours long and not have Jack Swagger and MVP on it in some sort of match???  Even Yoshi Tatsu and Zack Ryder who aren’t on the brand were involved in a 6-man tag match.  Swagger has a match on ECW on Tuesday, so I guess that means he might be going back there.  Way to drop the ball on this guy.  Shoot…way to drop the ball on both of these guys.  There was no reason to move Swagger off ECW to begin with if he wasn’t going to be used.  Now they have to rebuild to guy.  Kinda seems inefficient and unproductive to me.  MVP hit the Drive By and the Playmaker to get the win.  This match was great.  I guess any time these guys can get on TV they better put on a good show.

Thanks for reading and I’ll see you next week.

Alrighty then…let’s get retarded!

Match 1:  Kane vs Jimmy Wang Yang

Holy Crap!  We have a Jimmy Wang Yang sighting.  Kane totally destroys him, but he got tv time.

Match 2:  Yoshi Tatsu vs Shaemus

Shaemus is becoming one of my favorites!  This guy is huge and good, which usually doesn’t happen.  Sheamus gets the win.

Match 3:  Katie Lea vs Nikki Bella…or is it Bre?

The Bella’s use the ole switcharoo and Bre ends up pinning Katie Lea.

Match 4:  Dolph Ziggler vs Slam Master J

Dolph gets the win here.  Slam Master J would have been great in 2 Cool, but now his gimmick is terrible.  He needs to restart the Freebirds.  Why did the IC Title match get scrapped for Breaking Point?

Main Event:  The Miz and Jack Swagger vs Kofi Kingston and Primo

The Miz gets the pin in this one.  The Miz and Swagger should be main eventing PPVs by now.

Breaking Point Predictions:

US Title:  The Miz defeats Kofi Kingston

Tag Titles:  JeriShow defeats MVP and Mark Henry

Singapore Cane Match:  Kane defeats Khali

Submissions count anywhere Match:  Legacy defeats DX

WWE Title I Quit Match:  John Cena defeats Randy Orton

World Heavyweight Title:  Undertaker defeats CM Punk via DQ

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“Final Destination for the Main Event Mafia?” Is TNA doing a crossover with the “Final Destination” movies, where everyone not in the Main Event Mafia dies in mysterious, bizarre ways?