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Hello again folks.  Welcome to another edition of Random Randomness.  Well are you ready?  No.  Well I’ve got 2 words for ya: “Too Bad!”

What’s up everyone, greetings from JTland!  Time for some more randomness from inside my head.

Ugh.  Another Monday, another RAW.  These have been the bane of my existence since Drowgoddess started doing the iMPACT reviews here on BoredWrestlingFan.com.  The show has just been extremely stale lately.  They need a debut, a huge return, or something.  I know what you’re thinking; “But JoE, John Cena just returned 8 days ago!”  That doesn’t count.  Cena was only gone three months and had a month worth of promos shoved down our gullets three times a week.  He comes back, and he’s the World Heavyweight Champion.  That’s another story, however, and we’ll talk about that later.  We’ve got a show to watch on DVR and review!

Full review (and in depth analysis of the Superstar of the Year nominees) after the jump!

Hey look I’m actually watching the show when it’s on, so I’d figure I do some real time thoughts.

Your Empress of “Impact” is back for another week’s thoughts on TNA. And there was much rejoicing!

We open with the Main Event Mafia and the casket representing Christian Cage and his career. Kurt HHHAngle spews on about how Christian wouldn’t commit to the TNA family, and had been in negotiations with WWE, so he had to be taken out. And Kurt Angle, as well as the rest of the Main Event Mafia, cares so much about TNA as a company since when, precisely? The MEM could actually get over as heels if the faces would seriously call them out on their bovine fertilizer promos, and do so in a way that made sense. Aside from losing matches and constantly being beaten down, the TNA Originals are almost completely muzzled on the mic. At the very least, the one battle the young guys should always win is the battle of words.

Hello everyone, I just figured I’d come in and give my opinion of what went on this week on WWE and TNA programming this week (because you all want to know).   So be kind (it’s my birthday this week) and let’s take a look.

From our friends at Wrestling-Radio.com

- In memory of Conrad Efraim is shown before RAW goes live.

- Highlight video from Cyber Sunday is shown.

RAW Opener:

Jerry Lawler and Michael Cole announce that Batista teams with Shawn Michaels to take on JBL and Chris Jericho in the main event..

(full results after the jump!)

I was far too lazy this morning to actually do a review of last night’s iMPACT, but since the WWE packed up and moved all the way from the CW to MyNetwork TV, the least I could do is SmackDown in Real-Time!  You know how it works; quick results up here, full details after the jump.

SmackDown is on MyNetwork TV right now!  Check your local listings to find out where you can watch in your area, and keep refreshing every few minutes for the latest updates!

Jeff Hardy, Rey Mysterio, Finlay, & Batista def. MVP, JBL, The Brian Kendrick, & Kane when Hardy pinned MVP.

Intercontinental Champion Santino Marella def United States Champion Shelton Benjamin by pinfall after a distraction from R-Truth.

Mark Henry & The Great Khali def. Chavo Guerrero via submission when Khali locked in the vice grip.

CM Punk& The Colons def. Team Priceless when Punk pinned Ted DiBiase.

WWE Women’s Champion Beth Phoenix def. WWE Diva’s Champion Michelle McCool via pinfall after The Glam Slam.

WWE Champion Triple H def. World Heavyweight Champion Chris Jericho vs. ECW Champion Matt Hardy by pinning Hardy in a triple threat match.

Detailed results after the jump!

Team 3D last night at a TNA Live Event said that their contract had expired with TNA and they’d have an announcement at tonight’s show in the Manhattan Center as to whether or not they were staying with TNA, or if we’d see the Dudley Boyz in WWE.  Well, the announcement has been made, the most decorated tag team in professional wrestling history is staying with TNA.

Story found on:  WrestlingFigs.com

You know how we do Friday Nights around here - quick results, followed by detailed results, so keep your refresh button handy, because it’s time for SmackDown in real-time on BoredWrestlingFan.com!

Undertaker tells Vickie Guerrero she’ll burn in hell.

K-Kwik R-Truth def. Kenny Dykstra via pinfall.

Maryse & Natalya def. Maria & Michelle via pinfall.

Jeff Hardy def. MVP via pinfall.  After the match, both men were hit with Pay Dirt by Shelton Benjamin.

Hawkins & Ryder vs. Jesse & Festus went to a no contest when The Big Show beat up both teams.

Brie Bella def. Victoria via pinfall.

Triple H def. Shelton Benjamin via pinfall.